Thursday, February 28, 2013

Dirt



One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old; he might just as well bury the donkey in the well.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

HEE HAW!

6 comments:

my2fish said...

what an ass.

O Docker said...

So the moral of the story is that no matter how deep a hole you're in, there's always a way out if you quit whining and move your donkey?

Baydog said...

How did he get his ass down there?

Anonymous said...

Was the farmer called Dick?

meech said...

It's a good thing it wasn't a bottomless pit...
http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/2013/02/27/the-physics-of-a-bottomless-pit/

Tillerman said...

That's pretty cool meech. Some days I think the Internet is a bottomless pit.

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